Eugene Field: The Unforgettable Trickster
For generations now, tiny Coloradans have been prodded, poked and made to stand
still while having their photograph taken with obscure, out-of-state relatives
next to the statue of Wynken, Blynken and Nod in a picturesque spot next to the
Eugene Field House on the east side of Washington Park.
There are worse things to happen in childhood, so if you're kind enough to begin
this Denver Lit Tour with us at this recommended first stop, then by all means
force your children to lean into your viewfinder for a lovely shot of the statue
(sculpted by Mabel Landrum Torrey in 1919) with
Washington Park lake - and the
Rocky Mountains - in the background.
It doesn't matter that the only connection between Eugene Field (1850-1895) and
Washington Park is that he once nearly drowned in it while goofing around with
friends. What does matter is that this city - and an entire generation of American
parents and children - adored this man and his writings.
Just as nearly every American child today has a Dr. Seuss book read to him or her,
Eugene Field's poems for children were equally beloved and best-selling in the
first decades of the last century. Beside "Dutch Lullaby," the poem honored by
the sculpture, children everywhere once knew "The Sugar Plum Tree," "The Duel"
(between the Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat), and "Little Boy Blue."
He wasn't hired for his poetry, though, when the Denver Tribune brought him here
in 1881 as managing editor: He was a young, razor-sharp, muckraking newspaperman
from St. Louis who, in the two tumultuous years he spent in Denver, turned the city
upside down with his habit of skewering self-important gold and silver bullion
kings and politicians, making his "Nonpareil" column a daily must-read. When he
wasn't torturing the rich and powerful with barbed truth-telling, he was cracking
up the Tribune's readership with his joke-filled columns, sometimes in verse,
sometimes in prose.
In person, he was a whimsical, self-effacing, highly intelligent prankster who,
with little prodding, would, with a charming mix of impudence and impracticality,
either stick a firecracker in a holiday turkey baking in the oven or loan money he
couldn't really spare to a down-and-out family.
In short, he generated a huge amount of good karma (and fun karma, if there is such
a thing). His best and most famous fit of glorious misbehavior happened on April
12, 1882, when he decided, in a Fieldsian way, that Oscar Wilde, then touring
America on a puffed-up, bad-boy-of-literature lecture tour, needed a little
puncturing.
With the city's official reception committee under the impression that Wilde was
due to arrive at Union Station that morning, Field knew from friends on the
railroad that Wilde's train would be delayed by hours. Immediately shifting into
trickster mode, Field asked his cronies to meet "Wilde" on the next train.
Field changed into a set of aesthetically appropriate Wildean clothes, from hat
to wig to gloves, drove to the eastern city limits to catch an undelayed, incoming
train, and for the course of that entire morning, he impersonated Wilde to the
completely duped downtown population of Denver, greeting the crowd from the
platform at the station, and continuing the dramatic parade with regal hand-waves
from a carriage through city streets until he came clean and called a halt to the
joke in front of the Denver Tribune offices.
Accordingly, poor Oscar Wilde had a miserable turnout at the station for his actual
arrival, which was, of course, the general idea all along.
When he wasn't impersonating 19th-century celebrities, he was busy inhabiting the
body of a tall, lanky man in a bowler hat who proudly crowed that he was "inclined
to baldness," adding that, "I...have shocking taste in dress, but I like to have
well-dressed people about me."
An insomniac, he gloried in bad habits that endeared him to his friends and
readers, from being an early junk food aficionado (in 1882 "junk food" seems to
have been just "pies") to refusing to admit that he loved children (in spite of
the fact that he and his wife eventually raised eight of them).
A self-confessed bibliomaniac who collected thousands of books over the years
(how appropriate that the
Denver Public Library branch on South University
Boulevard is named after him!), Field claimed to do his best reading and writing
while laying flat on his bed.
He was a whimsical, funny man who charmed his friends and colleagues with jokes
filled - often simultaneously - with nonsense and compassion. He had a special
love of animals, writing once that, "If I could have my way, I should make the
abuse of horses, dogs and cattle a penal offense; I should abolish all dog-laws
and dog-catchers, and I would punish severely every body who caught and caged
birds."
In Denver, he lived in a small, four-room house at 315 West Colfax Avenue, right
across the street from the U.S. Mint. By the late 1920s the house was on the
verge of being condemned when a certain unsinkable Denver matron named Margaret
Tobin Brown (Molly Brown
- yes, that one) bought the house on the condition that
the city make a memorial of it in Field's name. In 1930, it was dedicated as a
branch library at its current site in Washington Park, though
Park People,
a nonprofit group, have used and maintained the structure since the 1970s.
After leaving Denver in 1883, Field went on to bona fide fame in Chicago and,
12 years later, a heartbreakingly early death at the age of 45.